if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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