It's just like the Real World with babies
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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