what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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