i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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