doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize