Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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