just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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