Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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