My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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