vagina is talking i cant
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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