Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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