I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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