If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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