We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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