this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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