oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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