the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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