yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Randomize
