how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
A+ Viking dick
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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