Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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