question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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