Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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