hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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