We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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