Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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