My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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