How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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