It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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