R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just made out with a guy for $7.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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