I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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