Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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