her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think people are normalizing furries
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
