That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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