Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
BRING THE BAGELS
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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