i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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