Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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