Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We have so much sex to catch up on
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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