where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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