Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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