It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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