Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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