And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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