I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We had sex on a dog bed..
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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