hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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