I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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