yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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