Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Randomize
