(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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