How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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