wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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