dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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