big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think I am morally bankrupt
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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