you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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