Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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